Bacon, cookies and atomic bombs!

cookiehanasjunk:

poops out another

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airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

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dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

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sweetsweetsweetie:

adorable, pink cuties

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dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

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indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

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thebluthcompany:

cinematicshit:

I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show. 

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frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

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